In the event you’ve ever been on a long road trip or invited to a slumber party or spent a year as an eighth grader, you’ve likely played “Would You Rather.”
The rules are incredibly simple and universally known. But on the off-chance you’re seeing us from outer space, here’s how the “Would You Rather” game functions: You start by posing a predicament of two equally horrifying-seeming (or sometimes equally enticing options to the other player. Here’s an example: “Would you rather have sex using a dog and nobody in the entire world knows you did it, or would you rather not have sex using a dog, and everybody in the entire world believes you did it?”
You afterward smirk as the other player wrestles with such an impossible scenario. After they pick the things that they consider to be the less terrible of two atrocious scenarios, it’s their turn to come up with a predicament for you.
The game is a regular section on the Comedy Bang! Bang! podcast. Star guests including Ice T and Bernie Sanders are requested by host Scott Aukerman to select the things that they believe to be the finest of two horrific scenarios.
The attractiveness of “Would You Rather” is its simplicity. The game requires no advance knowledge and no skills outside a little imagination. But it’s only as entertaining as the people you play with. There is no denying that the more illogical and sometimes X-rated “Would You Rather” gets, the more fun it becomes.
For a little bit of inspiration, here are a few uncomfortable propositions compiled from LifeHacks, Reddit, either.io, plus our sick, sick imaginations.
The 60+ Best “Would You Rather” questions For Girls
Would you rather obtain pounds or be banned from the world wide web for a month?
Would you rather an unrecognizable child photo of you be the subject of a vicious internet meme (i.e. Ermahgerd Girl that continues for years, or be the laughingstock of Twitter for a day?
Would you rather unintentionally “like” a two-year old photo of your significant other’s ex-husband whom you were in the middle of Facebook stalking, or unintentionally send a sext to your mother?
Would you rather have to read every word of the “terms and conditions” when you’re prompted to, or need to ask your parents for permission every time you have sex?
Would you rather be a millionaire or live in the world of Harry Potter?
Would you rather live in the world of Star Wars or heal a rare form of cancer?
When you die, would you rather have your charge card statement or your Google search history released?
Would you rather be allergic to chocolate or sensitive to smartphones?
Would you rather have your Seamless account hacked and all the details made public, or have all your files and folders full of porn?
Would you rather be in a real life edition of The Walking Dead or a real life version of Game of Thrones?
Would you rather be permanently banned from Tinder or be permanently banned from all grocery stores within a -mile radius of where you live?
Would you rather have a hacker swoop in and publicize all the selfies you’ve taken in the previous year (without filters or have your private e-mail hacked?
Would you rather lose the capacity to vote in elections or the capacity to say anything on social media (including commenting on people’s Facebook posts or liking their pictures on Instagram?
Would you rather have the capacity to find out why someone you’re dating phantoms on you or the capacity to see actual phantoms?
Would you rather lose every one of the pictures you’ve taken on your smartphone this year or lose every one of the publications you possess?
Would you rather attain friends in real life or , followers on Twitter?
Would you rather lose access to a smartphone for a year and get a percent raise at work or retain your smartphone and also the same wages?
Would you rather be able to select the person who becomes the next President of the United States or the individual who directs Star Wars: Episode X?
Would you rather be forced to drink only pumpkin spice lattes and no other coffee for the rest of your life or simply LaCroix for the rest of your life?
Would you rather lose your eligibility to text or lose your ability to give a high-five?
Would you rather seem like Jar-Jar Binks for the rest of your life or Siri?
Would you rather lose the capacity to use GPS for the rest of your life or lose the capacity to utilize a debit or credit card?
Would you rather don only Sailor Moon ensembles for the rest of your life or dress like the cast of Hamilton for the rest of your life?
Would you rather have the capacity to see every text that wasn’t sent to you or the ability to see every text that’s about you?
Would you rather have nude pictures of you leaked on the internet but not seen by anyone you understand or accidentally moon everyone at work during an important meeting?
Would you rather be forced to talk like Donald Trump’s Twitter feed for a year or bingewatch every single episode of The Apprentice?
Would you rather have eyes that can film everything or ears that could record everything?
Would you rather be doxed by Anonymous or have your information leaked in a health insurance supplier hack?
Would you rather have Reddit take up percent of your day or gag take up percent of your day?
Would you rather eat the Twitter fowl or the World Wildlife Fund panda?
Would you rather consistently get stuck in traffic or consistently have a really slow internet connection?
Would you rather get selected for the Hunger Games or the Triwizard Tournament?
Would you rather live in the Pokmon universe but simply be able to get one Rattata or live in the Harry Potter universe but be a Squib?
Would you rather get trolled on Twitter by hundreds or get called an offensive name on the street by a stranger?
Would you rather read everything that Kim Kardashian has ever tweeted or be compelled to only use Kimoji for the rest of your life?
Would you rather be forced to see your friends only once per month or lose Twitter followers each month?
Would you rather have unlimited storage space in your iPhone or unlimited storage space in real-life?
Would you rather live out the Zola tweet storm in real life or have to follow DJ Khaled’s guidance for a month?
Would you rather have Google search results for your name confused with a condemned killer or a famous pornstar?
Would you rather give the rest of the net control over your Twitter account or give your mother control over your Tinder account?
Would you rather be a extremely successful YouTube star who’s inadvertently embraced by chan or a uploader everyone respects but no one watches?
Would you rather have the ability to teleport every single time you fart or treat any wound by screaming at it?
Would you rather have every Tinder match have the capacity to read your other messages or never have the ability to utilize computers or smartphones for dating again?
Would you rather be able to talk to your pet or to individuals who are dead via Facebook messenger?
Would you rather take a look at your Mom or your Dad’s net history?
Would you rather have man birth control or six weeks of maternity leave for every woman?
Would you rather have dogs or cats permanently banned from your Instagram web feed?
Would you rather sucker punch a Nazi or get into a televised debate with a Nazi claiming against their points?
Would you rather have a cold three months out of the year or must see a physician to get viral marketing from the head?
Would you rather always use LOL-speak in real life, even at funerals, or only communicate using a string of emoji that pop up over your head?
Would you rather have your most humiliating moment recorded in a GIF that goes viral or face your biggest fear?
Would you rather never need to upgrade your personal computer or never need to improve your smartphone?
Would you rather have Batman’s skills, cash, gear, and lifestyle or end offense around the world for good but be poor and undetected?